jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

luigiisgod:

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight 
gf: yeah they are
me: you know who else is beautiful though? 
gf: *blushes* who 
me: luigi 

badsciencejokes:

Harvard-bringing the next generations of leaders.

spaceinvadeher:

legendarymotherofshade:

erincrocodile:

wizzard890:

kaylapocalypse:

lockelamora:

hellkn1ght:

borderline-sunflower:

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

uwuzuya:

i only have two modes: excited and Self-Destruct™

"every time I see Harry do the scrunched up face, i think of the my lil ponies face getting sucked in omg " —Anonymous

newmanagement:

there is literally no difference

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thebigloserqueen:

I really used to love and idolize Johnny Depp. I thought he was a brilliant and talented actor; hell, just the other day, I said he was one of my favorite actors. And I believed that he was a genuinely good person because he had always seemed so friendly. 

To find out that not only is he a filthy abuser, but to also find out that abuse seemed to stem from biphobia, is both heartbreaking and frustrating as hell. This is a man I looked up to and it’s a pretty huge slap in the face to find out the guy I looked up to is an abusive biphobe. It’s almost like being betrayed in a way, I guess. 

And I’m angry as hell because I know exactly how this is going to go down.

People are going to blame his wife. Call her a slut and a golddigger and that she was “whoring around” with her lesbian friends, thus reinforcing that gross as fuck myth that all bisexuals are “sluts” who fuck everyone in order to get something out of people. People will say that they feel sorry for Johnny Depp and call Amber Heard a liar and an attention seeker. 

This will probably not affect Johnny Depp in the slightest and I think he knows it too. Because he’s Johnny Fucking Depp, a talented cis white actor, he will continued to be cast in films. He will continue to work and have support and love from his fans/followers, who will band together to no doubt label Amber Heard as that no-good bi slut who deserved to get beat. 

I’m angry. I’m really fucking angry. But I will stand by Amber Heard throughout this entire thing. She is a victim and she deserves to be heard and supported. 

Oh and fuck Johnny Depp. 

poolofthoughts:

Misogyny is males are better than females

Misandry is females are better than males

Feminism is males and females are equal

Why is this so hard to understand

realgothdad:

littlekingcorona:

Bernie save us from these republicans

Like doesn’t it blow your mind to realize that these few words can ignite such rage in some people? Like he’s literally the only one out here like “I believe these people who have been oppressed for a long time are actually people.” And that makes some people SO MAD.
Like the notion that a black or Latina transwoman would be treated fairly under law like genuinely makes people extremely mad??? Like that blows my mind.

micool5sos:

me: [taking my finals]

me: [thinks about michael slapping me with a wad of cash while he fucks me from behind]

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candycorn-dreams:

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan